Sam is like 30000% done with their messages.
Cold, shiny, hard, plastic.
Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear to god it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
Remember that time Spiderman got a billboard and then Marvel graffitied it to advertise Deadpool’s game?
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Some folks might remember that I got my favorite part of Middle Earth tattooed on my head a while ago, but now there’s more! The whole side has been done that stretches all the way to Erebor, and I’m not even done yet.
(Many continuous thanks to Ed Dempsey in Woodstock, Ny)
there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night